This web site is all about
Mr. Average Penis. It's based on the finest
research and attempts to honestly answer the very important question, what is
We are not selling anything, there are no pop-ups and we will only
ever link to sites that do the same. That said, getting your supplies here does help us to maintain and keep adding to the site.
Did someone say that size
doesn't matter? I think that the evidence suggests otherwise.
isn't that important to women. I'm convinced that there are plenty of things
further up their list of priorities. (Although it would be more convincing, if
they didn't make so many jokes about it .)
What is for certain though, is
that size definitely matters to the owner.
So that's what this site is
all about. Trying to be honest and saying that penises do come in various
sizes. If you think that matters, then we will cut through all the rubbish on
the web and present the facts as best we can.
Why is average
important? Because if you are average, that makes you bigger than about 50%
of men. And that works for both length and girth. So being average is a good
Please read the adult content warning here
The background image on this site
is the Cerne Abbas Giant. (Not Mr Average)
Which is a pagan hill carving in Dorset (UK).
Read all about it here
Not surprisingly this is considered
to be a fertility symbol and at night queues of couples form, to perform 'the
old ceremony' on his penis.
|Links of Distinction
|Janes Guide says that we are
'quality'. Which is nice.
She's a really real
person, who's guide to sex on the Internet I've been reading for
Health news for men covering penis health, penis size, prostate
health, STDs, fertility and general reproductive health.
Beware all of the
content of this site is intended for adults.
The disclaimer: This site was only ever intended to be my
rant to reclaim the ground for Mr Average. It was never intended to be cited as
a reference and get over 3000 visitors per day.
So it was written and illustrated
in a rather irreverent way. (I've had complaints)
However that's my style
and I am sticking to it.
All the pages are flagged as having adult content
(using ICRA) and anyway it's only nature. If you can't laugh at sex, what can
you laugh at?
This site will hopefully
keep expanding and I would appreciate feedback and suggestions for extra pages.
Please understand that this site is currently all written from the
viewpoint of a heterosexual male. If there is enough interest, I will ask for
contributions from other viewpoints.
of the images on this site are from copyright free sources (I hope). If any are
not, please tell me. MrAverage.com (c)2012.