|How do you measure
Well it's best if you get someone to do it for you.
Tell her it's a very useful piece of information, when it comes to buying condoms. You would measure any other part of your body, for fit.
You will need a ruler, preferably marked in mm, a long strip of paper, a pen and an erection.
Length: Holding the penis so that it points directly away from your body, press one end of the ruler against your pelvic bone (directly above your penis) and then take the measurement as shown.
There does seem to be endless debate about if you should take the measurement by pressing against your pelvic bone or not.
This site assumes that you will press and anyway we are taking about penis length, not how fat you are.
The difference is between the usable length and what you would have if you were slim.
Girth:Now take the strip of paper and wrap it around your penis, about half way along the shaft. Mark the paper where it crosses, then remove it and measure the distance. This will be the girth (or circumference).
Doing a measurement for the girth of the head, might also be useful.
If you want to be really accurate. Repeat the above a few times and take an average.
Just remember that you told her that this is serious research. So do try to avoid any undignified begging, for her to 'finish you off'.
This might sound like taking things a bit too
far, but it does prove how ridiculous some penis size claims are. Feed in a few
figures that you read for porn stars. If they were true, they would faint, as
soon as they got an erection.
I would recommend
getting a helping hand.
This photo just had to find a home somewhere
on the Internet. It's from a print that was sent to me anonymously, many years
ago. Maybe the sender thought it was my wife, but she's blonde. Obviously it's
not me. Because I would never grow a moustache and have a much bigger