This web site is all about Mr. Average Penis. It's based on the finest research and attempts to honestly answer the very important question, what is average?
We are not selling anything, there are no pop-ups and we will only ever link to sites that do the same. That said, getting your supplies here does help us to maintain and keep adding to the site.

Did someone say that size doesn't matter? I think that the evidence suggests otherwise.
Maybe it isn't that important to women. I'm convinced that there are plenty of things further up their list of priorities. (Although it would be more convincing, if they didn't make so many jokes about it .)
What is for certain though, is that size definitely matters to the owner.

So that's what this site is all about. Trying to be honest and saying that penises do come in various sizes. If you think that matters, then we will cut through all the rubbish on the web and present the facts as best we can.

Why is average important? Because if you are average, that makes you bigger than about 50% of men. And that works for both length and girth. So being average is a good thing.

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Updated 1/1/11	What's on this site:
	What is Average? Nothing but the truth.
	How Do You Measure Yourself? If you want to risk comparing.
	How Do I Make It Bigger? Some things that are free and work. Others that cost and don't.
	Condoms! One size fits all. Not.
	Does Size Matter? Yes, but to who?
	Silly Willie Let's put it in the photocopier
	Sex Hints for Penis Owners Not entirely serious advice
	653,984 visitors since Jan 2012 -- Updated 08/08/12
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The background image on this site is the Cerne Abbas Giant. (Not Mr Average) Which is a pagan hill carving in Dorset (UK). Read all about it here
Not surprisingly this is considered to be a fertility symbol and at night queues of couples form, to perform 'the old ceremony' on his penis.

Links of Distinction
	Janes Guide says that we are 'quality'. Which is nice. She's a really real person, who's guide to sex on the Internet I've been reading for years.
	AltPenis.com Health news for men covering penis health, penis size, prostate health, STDs, fertility and general reproductive health.